Literally Breaking News: Costumed Crime Combatant Catastrophe

February 7, 2012

 

Horsham, PA

What was once a way for children to be entertained has become a coping mechanism for a geeky teen looking to be respected. Local reports have been coming in of a wirey, masked youth, roaming the streets in town and barking orders and would-be mild miscreants. He has been constantly reciting well-known laws to those that seem to be bending them. There has been an improvement in traffic patterns under his watch, and the sidewalks seem to be a little less gummy. Unfortunately for the misguided, masked male, real criminals do not appreciate being barked at. The masked man picked up the scent of cannabis coming from the rooftops above and sprung into action. He headed up to confront the potheads but he what he didn’t expect, was his upcoming descent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Literally Breaking News: Fowls Get Revenge for Thanksgiving

 

January 31, 2012

Horsham, PA

Superbowl Sunday has not only been the largest sporting event in America, but is well-named, as it is also one of the largest days of food consumption in the states. The second largest day of heavy consumption in fact. Of course, the only day that surpasses the super bowl in heavy food consumption is, in fact, Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a time when many, many families choose to serve turkey as the main course. For a turkey, Thanksgiving is a terrible day for its population. Now, turkeys, even after their last breath, have found a way to strike back at us on football Sundays…

Want to see the tragic end to this fowl tale? Head to the web store and purchase a copy of 1000 Ways to Die: The Graphic Novel.  It will be available for purchase 2/8/2012.